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He

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He makes me laugh. This picture, especially, because he could not be less gangsta if he tried. Not even if he was Eminem.

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He goes to the Botanical Garden with me, without complaint. He does so with my family, without complaint, and when they aren’t looking, he has me take pictures of him- humping a pole.

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It’s a bit of a theme, really.

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People travel from all over the world to see the Grand Canyon, the caption on his Facebook album of the Grand Canyon? “The Grand Canyon- yep, it’s definitely a big hole in the ground.”

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He looks like he is going to kill me as I annoy him. But he doesn’t actually kill me. He just attempts death by eyeball. It is a quasi-effective method of making me less annoying. Unless I am especially annoying that day. Then I am an annoying force of nature. Yet, he doesn’t  kill me. He just makes this face.

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He also lets me post pictures of him on the internet, with what appears to be a hairy barnacle stuck to his face.

I love him. He is brilliant on levels that I didn’t know actual people were capable. He is unflinchingly political. He is hilarious. Patient. Responsible. Cute as hell. He is five years younger than I am and infinitely more mature. He loves my mother. He yells “Goddamn Motherfucking Shit!” in his sleep. He makes me feel safe.

He is 29 today and I love him a little more, every day.

Happy Birthday, Clay Burke. I love you.

47 Responses to “He”

  1. Lisa Milton Says:

    Happy birthday to Mr. Flutter. I love all those looks on his face. :)

  2. Mango Girl Says:

    Well Happy Birthday! If you make her happy, it is good enough for me.

    Mango

  3. we_be_toys Says:

    Now that is some sweet goddamn motherfucking shit!

    Happy Birthday Clay!
    (sha la la la, you got to kiss the girl!)

  4. Emily R Says:

    happy birthday, clay

  5. Aunt Becky Says:

    Happy Birthday, Mr. F. You’re making me smile.

  6. TigereyeSal Says:

    Wow- happy birthday!

  7. Sybil Law Says:

    Happy Birthday, Clay!
    Awesome. :D
    xo

  8. deb Says:

    He’s a cutely and you can see the love he has for you on his face. Happy birthday to He.

  9. Fran Says:

    Happy Birthday, Clay! I love you for loving her! I don’t even have to know you. :)

  10. Hilly Says:

    Awww, Happy Birthday to Him!

  11. maggie, dammit Says:

    Awww. Happy birthday, Clay!

  12. mamatulip Says:

    You two are a gorgeous couple.

    Happy Birthday, Clay. :)

  13. magpie Says:

    Happy birthday to one lucky guy.

  14. Painted Maypole Says:

    awwww….

    Happy Birthday, Clay!

  15. Deborah Beckwith Says:

    Happy bird do APK, my most favorite fiance in law!!! Kelsey says Happy Birthday UNCLE Clay…ahem. :)

  16. Kim Says:

    Happy birthday, Clay! Anyone who makes Flutter as happy as this deserves to have a super spectacular day!

  17. jaded Says:

    Have a happy one, or two…..

  18. de Says:

    Best wishes for a year worthy of remembering.

    29 is looking good.

  19. meno Says:

    Awww, that’s perfect. And you know i don’t say that lightly. Thank you for being you, and this post is thanks to him, for being he.

  20. Angeline Says:

    Finally I get to see YOU!!!
    Ok, get back to the main point…
    Happy Birthday to the Man who completely won Flutter’s heart!

  21. Gwen Says:

    Awwww. Young lovers: so sweet. Happy (late) birthday, Clay.

  22. rimarama Says:

    He’s a keeper!

  23. Merrily Says:

    That is sweet!

  24. Kyla Says:

    Happy birthday, Clay!

  25. alejna Says:

    Awww. This post fills me with warm fuzziness.

    I hope Clay had a fabulous day.

  26. Not Afraid To Use It Says:

    Any man who lets you blind him with a camera flash while hurtling down the road is awesome. Happy birthday, man. I hope there was lots of pole-humping involved.

  27. sadira Says:

    Happy Birthday you big pole humping gangsta stud! I hope get everything you wish for and love every minute of it…

  28. Jocelyn Says:

    He also gives you clean, clear love, unadulterated by murky crap or self-questioning. You are right to appreciate him so. How could you not, if he yells that kind of stuff in his sleep? I find that immensely endearing.

  29. Bon Says:

    aw. he looks like he knows he’s lucky to have his hairy barnacle.

  30. vodkamom Says:

    someone pass the tissues………..

  31. Gypsy Says:

    Aw. Love.

  32. Red Flashlight Says:

    Nice! I’m an annoying force of nature myself. I think it makes us endearing, akshully. :)

  33. blognut Says:

    He is adorable. And you? Are a lucky girl.

  34. Angel Says:

    He’s CUTE! Happy Birthday Mr.Humper of poles!

  35. bejewell Says:

    There’s nothing on Earth like having a partner who can make you laugh and refrain from murdering you for all your fucked up shit. You’re both incredibly lucky. Happy birthday big man!

  36. krista Says:

    my absolute favorite thing about your man is that he shouts expletives in his sleep. that made me laugh out loud.
    xoxo

  37. fancy feet Says:

    Pole humping. That made me laugh as that is something my husband would do, or, oh right, does. Safety – that is a wonderful thing.

  38. Kelley @ Magnetoboldtoo Says:

    That made me swoon just a little bit.

    And feel just a tad jealous.

    Happy Birthday Pole Humper.

  39. phd in yogurtry Says:

    ahh, flutter love. happy birthday, clay!

  40. sharon Says:

    Happy belated birthday Clay, hope it was the goddamn motherfucking shit! ;)

    PS–very nice photos.

  41. A Free Man Says:

    Sweet post. Happy birthday to your guy and congrats to you both.

  42. KC Says:

    I hope his birthday was fabulous. Clay – take care of my flutter!

  43. motherofbun Says:

    Happy Birthday Clay! Well happy belated birthday anyway…

  44. Yours Charnas Says:

    HAPPY BIRFDAY, CLAY BURKE!! You pole-humping gangsta, you.

    You’re one lucky man with a woman like Christine, no?

    Yes.

    I have a distinct feeling that You’re both lucky.

  45. Preachy Charnas Says:

    Umm… Who is “Yours” Charnas?

    I wonder if we’re related?

  46. erin Says:

    I love your love of him. I love his sweet mother fucking shouting in his sleep. And hey, his shoulders ain’t so bad. (Currently into shoulders.)
    xo
    oh, happy belated
    erin

  47. phd in yogurtry Says:

    ok, just had to come back for a quick peek at those long lashes.

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